To celebrate finally getting it together to go to All Tommorow's Parties after many years of mistakes and misapphrensions I spent last evening with my 6 year old daughter working on a dance routine to my current favourite Grinderman song, Honey Bee... always a sucker for songs that go buzz (er Human Fly, that one by the reformed Wire in the mid 80s) I reckon the routine will be perfected by April, when my wife and I, no doubt by then already slightly tearful and magnificent, will unveil the full routine to the gathered throng of stack-haired Cave-ophiles and wait for their slack-jawed, Cargo cultish adoration...
And, just to be safe, I'm digging out my 1974 Spotters Guide to Handlebar Moustaches so that I'll know them when I see them. I made the mistake of going to this year's Green Man Festival without fully formed facial hair and suffered the consequences. This cannot happen again.
A Yousendit Onomatopeathonic Hairwave
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Will you get Warren Ellis to sign some comics for me?
sorry, it took a while for me to get that...
I wonder if he gets that all the time... or else the guy at comic conventions keeps getting asked to blast out a fuzzed-up sea shanty...
Or maybe it is the same guy - i've never seen both of them in the same room...
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