ASA CHANG soundtracking the following conversation, to the extent that one merged into the other. I'm becoming a juxtaspastic:- Yeah well. Fucking Pandas. Some things are just asking for extinction, y’know?
- I like them. They look kinda like domestic abuse victims...
- It's a good look. Council estate chic. Very now. Can’t refuse to eat anything other than fucking bamboo and then start crying when it’s all sold out.
- I think it’s a little more complicated than fussy eating...
- Boo Hoo...the cupboard's bare. Fuck sake...Eat a peach buddy... And they have the cheek to put them on the World Wildlife Fund badge. May as well have an obese heroin addict fronting for the National Health Service.
- I can just see all these kids lining up outside the zoo...
- All those hot lady pandas shipped in from China and they still can’t be arsed to get it up. At the very best it's laziness...
A Yousendit tablathonic Soundrage
Later, I'll have a go at dolphins, if only because my film script about the media storm surrounding the President of the USA getting caught fucking a dolphin got rejected nine years ago and I've never got over it...
And besides, how intelligent can you be when you always hang around with those autistic kids? - drive yer mad, I reckon and, before anyone says it - idiot savant blah blah; you still breathe air and live underwater you bottle-beaked little tarts...
Those people who want to swim with dolphins need a good seeing to...
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enjoyed that one - never look at a Panda in the same light again...
Asa Chang rocks hard - Circle Brophy introduced me to "Jun Ray Song Chang" wh/ is totally recommmended if you haven't heard it already...
the album's on my Christmas list... and yeah, those dolphins.... i wouldn't mind except they keep coughing up all this phlegm in the bathroom trying to explain what they want for tea (admittedly, they're less OCD about it all than Minstrel the Panda)... I'm guessing Michael Douglas doesn't do that...
There was this thing in the paper recently about some dolphins running an S&M dungeon near St. Pancreas' Station...bit of a scandal apparently: (alledgedly) had a couple of high-court judges, an MP and someone from the cast of Eastenders on their books...
I only eat Dolphin unfriendly tuna...
I'll do ya a copy, unless you want a proppa one w/ the cover and everything...I must buy a vinyl of it sometime; to my eternal shame I've still got Circ's old CD...
cheers for the offer Kek but the list is already out there... a many-fingered multi-limbed beast of a list which i give my wife so that she can make sure all the relatives buy me good stuff... i give it out v.early because she's a bit shit with ordering stuff on the tinternet and always panics that it won't come in time...
i have to stop buying anything on the list (and it's so extensive so i still get surprises - i know, i know) from now until Xmas so it's also a kind of savings drive..
least we didn't put them in hampers this year...
Lol!
My mum-in-law usually just gets me a bottle of gin (which I don't have a problem with!)
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